| Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no! We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here! We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye! And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse!
-Christmas Vacation |
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| GODDAMNIT EVERYONE NEEDS TO GROW THE FUCK UP AND STOP ACTING LIKE CHILDREN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!! IM FUCKIN PISSED! (once again) JUST FOR FUTURE REFERENCE PLEASE DONT DRAG ME INTO YOUR SHIT OR USE ME TO GET WHAT YOU WANT! DO IT YOUR FUCKIN SELF BECAUSE I HAVE MY OWN SHIT TO ATTEND TO! YEAH ILL BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO HELP YOU OUT EVERY ONCE AND AWHILE BUT PLAESE DONT TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME BEING A GOOD FRIEND! IM SICK AND TIRED OF PEOPLE DROPPING ME LIKE A BAD FUCKIN HABBIT BECAUSE I DIDNT JUMP THROUGH EVERY GODDAMN FIRE LIT HOOP THEY PUT INFRONT OF ME! YEAH ILL BE YOUR FRIEND AND A DAMN GOOD ONE AT THAT BUT I WONT BE YOUR FUCKIN BITCH! IF YOU EXPECT ME TO WIPE YOU FUCKIN ASS EVERYTIME YOU TAKE A SHIT BECAUSE YOUR TO SPOILED AND IMATURE TO DO IT YOURSELF YOU MIGHT AS WELL FIND SOME OTHER GAY MUTHERFUCKER TO DO IT FOR YOU! SO DONT COME RUNNING UP TO ME CRYING WHEN THINGS ARENT GOING VERY GOOD IN YOUR LIFE BECAUSE GUESS WHAT THEY ARENT GOIN GOOD FOR ME EITHER. SO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DEAL WITH IT YOURSELF! |
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| wellll i had quite an interesting weekend. i went to duncan with christian and he dropped me off at my grandparents. my grandparents were singing in a church thingy and wanted me to see them so i went. well i was sitting there and about half way through guess who shows up...christian wanting me to leave and im like noooooo i have to see this or they might think i hate them. he said he has to be home...so i left and right after that he went to visit his cousins <(okay i thought he had to be home?....selfish bastard lol) then all this shit happened and i got to see a long lost cousin and then i surpassed curfew and i was like...im fucked! then christian with one of his bright fuckin plans decided that hey i should just not call my grandparents and stay at his house...and im like...ok. so i was at his house and then his phone rang. it was one of his friends saying that one of her friends called her saying that my mom was trying to get hold of me. apparently my mom called one of her duncan friends who had a daughter that knew a girl who has christians cell phone number...i was like my mother must be fuckin pissed if she went through all of that to get hold off me ( now keep in mind folks my grandparents dont know where i am.) so i called her back and she was yelling at me and then my mom called the house and and woke his mom up and he threatened me and omg now im grounded. |
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| well........hmmmm............it loooks like im going to be needing a new fag hag yes a NEW fag hag. goddamn. im bored. im tired too. shit...
oh yeah and i said committ not comment on the previous blog entry FYI. Like pls dont committ me to an institution. i didnt mean dont comment me. love you all.......bye |
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| i think...i am losing my fucking mind...and it is sooooooo fucking awesome!!!!
pls dont committ me |
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